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If my parents were...
A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling: "If my dad was a ghost and my mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with: "If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little dracula."
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon... until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid: "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says: "I would be a bus driver!"
I'm the Devil!
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
"This Halloween I'd like to be dirty and bizarre."
"That's easy. Just be yourself!"
What did one ghost say to another?
Do you believe in people?
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks!
What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?
Lots a candy!
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